Friday, 3 September 2021

Holiday distractions

As well as the internet being intermittent, free time  has been at a premium. I've not yet read any of the past week's entries (72 as I type this!) so trust each of you will nominate your personal favourite. I'll make sure to do so when I get back. 

As promised, words for the coming week:  curlew   knock   warp 

Entries by midnight Thursday 9th September,  new words posted Friday 10th 

Usual rules: 100 words maximum (excluding title) of flash fiction or poetry using all three words above in the genres of horror, fantasy, science fiction or noir. Serialised fiction is, as always, welcome. All variants and uses of the words and stems are fine. Feel free to post links to your stories on Twitter or Facebook or whichever.

23 comments:

  1. VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS

    The trills and yipes from somewhere near
    belong to none of birds I see
    and, as I scan the strand sun-speared,
    I feel the gulls are mocking me
    in their warped chip-scoffing way
    amidst their envious affrays,
    dogfights, tussles, and hard knocks
    wherein prime morsels hit the dock
    only to be claimed again.
    Then challenge, drop, and pluck anew –
    persistent dance of the inane
    through plaintive coo-ees of curlew.

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    1. Ah - forgot the limitation of genre. So here's an edited version for the macabre.

      VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS

      The trills and yipes from somewhere near
      belong to none that this corpse sees.
      As eye socket sucks at strand sun-speared,
      it seems the gulls are mocking me
      in their warped chip-scoffing way
      amidst their envious affrays,
      dogfights, tussles, and hard knocks
      wherein prime morsel hits the dock
      to glare before it’s claimed again.
      Then challenge, drop, and pluck anew –
      persistent dance of the inane
      through plaintive coo-ees of curlew.

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    2. wow, that's a strong poem,Perry!

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  2. Once a Dame Always a Dame


    “Knock knock,” trilled Widow Twanky.
    “Who’s there?” the ghoulish kids chained to the seats of stalls roared back.
    “Curlew."
    “Curlew who?”
    “Curlew the guys I’ve been looking for?” replied the Widow.
    Laughter hit him in a wave of rotten breath. His greasepaint ran from the tears it brought. He gagged. In these warped, apocalyptic times a Dame had to take any audience he could find.
    “Anyone seen my boy, Aladdin?” he asked.
    “Behind you,” screamed the rancid boys and girls.
    The Oriental looking cadaver juddered a comical jig on its strings.
    The kids yelled so loud their heads fell off.

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    1. Delightfully dark - but the joke must be a zombie thing. LOL.

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    2. very dark... some nasty goings on there. Like it, regardless of how nasty it is, I like it!

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    3. jdeegan536@yahoo.com9 September 2021 at 23:34

      Start to finish, this one crawls with cruel terror, David.

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  3. jdeegan536@yahoo.com6 September 2021 at 00:41

    FOR THE BIRDS

    “I’m Rudy… from the kitchen, Mr. Dobson. A question about your meal?”

    “Yes, Rudy. But no need for formalities. I’m Randy.”

    “Okay… Randy. How can I help?”

    Randy pointed to the bones on his plate. “No knock on you, Rudy, but what’s this? Certainly not grouse!”

    Rudy nodded. “You ordered curlew, which could be any number of game birds. We only have quail.”

    Randy’s mouth warped into a smile. “Excellent! You know your birds, Rudy! I shall insist you receive a raise!” He looked beyond Rudy. “Hear that, warden?”

    The warden unlocked the cell. “Time to go, Randy. Sparky’s waiting.”

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    1. oh my, this week you guys have excelled yourselves... this is magic.

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  4. jdeegan536@yahoo.com7 September 2021 at 00:45

    FOR THE BIRDS

    “I’m Rudy… from the kitchen, Mr. Dobson. A question about your meal?”

    “Yes, Rudy. But no need for formalities. I’m Randy.”

    “Okay… Randy. How can I help?”

    Randy pointed to the bones on his plate. “No knock on you, Rudy, but what’s this? Certainly not grouse!”

    Rudy nodded. “You ordered curlew, which could be any number of game birds. We only have quail.”

    Randy’s mouth warped into a smile. “Excellent! You know your birds, Rudy! I shall insist you receive a raise!” He looked beyond Rudy. “Hear that, warden?”

    The warden unlocked the cell. “Time to go, Dobson. Sparky’s waiting.”

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    1. jdeegan536@yahoo.com7 September 2021 at 17:12

      I must apologize for the double entry above. I wanted to delete the first one, but found that I don't know how. You see, I am technologically challenged.

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    2. Aargh - sorry Jim, there was a fault, and in correcting (so that the reply/delete appears - don't ask me how) I accidentally deleted your apology. Hopefully you can delete your surplus version now.

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    3. and now it's reappeared and proved me a liar!!

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  5. And happy Christmas to you! [Threshold 362]

    I murmured sorrowful correction, 'Cock-tail, not Cocksure. He, I suspect anything but. What does he expect to see through a keyhole? Evidence of adultery, for which he means to stone me to death? '
    Raven laughed. 'You need be wed before you can be charged with that!'
    'Perhaps a proposal would ensure my loyalty –'
    'Don't waste your time waiting for mine. I'm well aware a wife is but a millstone –'
    I aimed for cool amusement, verging on disbelief. 'Exactly how many wives have you had?'
    'Same number as that song about the drummers –'
    I frowned, recollecting, 'Twelve?'

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    1. a perfect blend of narrative and dialogue and, more than that, a human flaw, trying to remember the poem, adds a touch of authenticity. Nice one.

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    2. jdeegan536@yahoo.com10 September 2021 at 19:18

      I'm not sure I'd be proud of having 12 wives. The "millstone" reference gives this guy a quite ominous slant. Very Nice!

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  6. Change of focus [440]


    'Another body, Guv!'
    Hope, optimism, and nicely-warming lust coagulated. Dropped like a stone from groin to ground.
    Roy Orbison ceased to dream. Instead, the dead march drumbeat that preceded Paul Simon's listing fifty ways to leave a lover – even before she'd become one. Sorrow didn't come anyway near. In fact John Pettinger came as near to chucking this bollocking job as ever he had. Even the desire to properly parent Aleks hadn't made him want to quit. He loved his job.
    But even though she understood the demand of deadlines, Philly Stepcart might not appreciate he had no choice.

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    1. that second line is a perfect one to drag a reader in.

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  7. jdeegan536@yahoo.com8 September 2021 at 16:39

    I loved the references to Roy Orbison and Paul Simon, Sandra... a nice touch to this entertaining tale.

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  8. No submissions this week since I have been heavily involved in critiquing and voting related to contests on another creative writing site. However, I will return later with comments and hopefully with stories next week.

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  9. The joys of mediumship
    They appear to be endless! Right now I am a beacon, a sort of time warp warden, sending out ‘you’re doing well’ messages to bereaved people, thanks to emails. All received with gratitude for spirit’s thoughtfulness. In the depths of grief, these words can seem as haunting and heart-breaking as a curlew’s cry but the message gets through the showers of tears and brings a touch of sunshine. I know, one recipient just came in and said ‘thank you’ with a sincere smile. It works by spirit knocking at my mind, ‘tell ****’ and so it is passed on.

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  10. Stop The Week

    A dreary week, a busy week, some new stock, a change of silver in the revolving cabinet, promise of more, today: promises of bag loads of CDs – even if means listening for curlews above the sound of chinking plastic, I will take them in and knock them out at 50p each. The sun warps the cases; I need to keep them away from the windows. If there is nothing new to arrange, I edit for the Gravestone Press which is developing fast into a recognised and respected imprint. Several new anthologies will be launched this weekend, so much to do!!

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  11. The Mad Italian
    The problems, the tragedies, the slaughter – there is no other word for it- defines the country known as Afghanistan and coats it in sorrow. The cry of the curlew is unknown there; instead there are tears of the once again enslaved women. Democracy knocked at the doors for a time but outright repression took over once again. It is as if the freedom was a time warp which has turned back on itself. Those who did their very best to hold back the tide of repression are left wondering if they could have done more. The answer is no.

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